messy messy boys

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

izzzzzzieeeeeeeee:

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

fun story: I zoned out thinking disgraceful thoughts at work, and a programmer asked what I was thinking about so I lied and said chilli cheese fries.

The next time he walked past he said, “Still thinking about chilli cheese fries?” and that time I actually was.

snazziest:

snazziest:

You’ve given me so many scars but I still love you

That may sound troubled or deep but I’m just talkin about my cat

nobodysflower:

different kinds of tired: 

1. all day at the beach sleepy. warm skin. wet hair. salt and sand and green apple-scented shampoo. bed sheet tides pulling up and down stomach flips into mermaid dreams.

2. milky tired. early nights. wondering if you are getting sick. medicine light bones. eyelids melting closed. dizzy, dizzy, spinning into sleep.

3. drowsy car rides. soft radio buzz. pillow on the window. pulling on your seatbelt. waking up and not knowing where you are.